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        PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MAY ONLY RUN ON C-INTERCAL

        PLEASE DO ,1  <- #13
        DO ,1 SUB #1  <- #238
        DO ,1 SUB #2  <- #112
        DO ,1 SUB #3  <- #112
        DO ,1 SUB #4  <- #0
        DO ,1 SUB #5  <- #64
        DO ,1 SUB #6  <- #238
        DO ,1 SUB #7  <- #26
        DO ,1 SUB #8  <- #248
        DO ,1 SUB #9  <- #168
        DO ,1 SUB #10  <- #24
        DO ,1 SUB #11  <- #16
        DO ,1 SUB #12  <- #158
        DO ,1 SUB #13  <- #52

        PLEASE READ OUT ,1
        PLEASE GIVE UP

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Here's the infinitely regressed INTERCAL I am a Ph.D student in Computer Science and Northeastern University in Boston, MA having received my Master's at the University of Colorado at Boulder and BS in Computer Engineering with highest honors at the University of Florida at Gainesville.  I have built and helped build various programming language systems including my a language generator for my undergraduate thesis, the AspectJ Programming Language, the Jikes Research Virtual Machine from IBM, and the Concern Manipulation Environment from IBM.  I am interested in improving the way in which people write programs and build software; both through teaching and through industrial research.  Though much of my past work has involved programming languages and compilers, I have many other skills and can adapt to various tasks to help develop emerging technologies and improve existing ones. !

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        PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MAY ONLY RUN ON C-INTERCAL

        PLEASE DO ,1  <- #13
        DO ,1 SUB #1  <- #584
        DO ,1 SUB #2  <- #837
        DO ,1 SUB #3  <- #1100
        DO ,1 SUB #4  <- #1356
        DO ,1 SUB #5  <- #1615
        DO ,1 SUB #6  <- #1824
        DO ,1 SUB #7  <- #2135
        DO ,1 SUB #8  <- #2383
        DO ,1 SUB #9  <- #2642
        DO ,1 SUB #10  <- #2892
        DO ,1 SUB #11  <- #3140
        DO ,1 SUB #12  <- #3361
        DO ,1 SUB #13  <- #266

        PLEASE DO ,2  <- #1
        PLEASE DO .5  <- #0
        PLEASE DO .4  <- #1

        PLEASE COME FROM (1)
        DO .6  <- ",1 SUB .4"~#255
        DO .6  <- !6~#15'$!6~#240'
        DO .6  <- !6~#15'$!6~#240'
        DO .6  <- !6~#15'$!6~#240'

        DO .1  <- .5
        DO .2  <- .6
        PLEASE DO (1010) NEXT
        DO .3  <- .3~#255
        DO .5  <- .6

        DO ,2 SUB #1  <- .3
        PLEASE READ OUT ,2

(1)     PLEASE DO .4  <- ",1 SUB .4"~#3840
        PLEASE GIVE UP

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